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Saturday, January 24, 2015

The Frenchman, The Scotsman and the Irishman

Three dead bodies turn up at a  mortuary all with very big smiles on Their faces and the police  call on the coroner to investigate.

"This first body," says the  coroner, is "Pierre Dubois, a Frenchman, aged 60, who died of heart failure  while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence  the Smile,'

The second is Gregory  Campbell, Scotsman, 25, who after he won £50,000 on the Lottery, spent it  all on whisky and died of alcohol poisoning, Hence the Smile.”

The Police Inspector then asked, '"So what about this  third body?'"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most  unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish and aged 30, was struck by  lightning."

"Why the broad grin,?" inquires the  Inspector.

"He thought he was having his picture  taken".