Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on Their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate.
"This first body," says the coroner, is "Pierre Dubois, a Frenchman, aged 60, who died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the Smile,'
The second is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, who after he won £50,000 on the Lottery, spent it all on whisky and died of alcohol poisoning, Hence the Smile.”
The Police Inspector then asked, '"So what about this third body?'"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish and aged 30, was struck by lightning."
"Why the broad grin,?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken".