Over heard talking in a bar were two guys in their mid-twenties . One says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time and I just don't know what to do."
An older fellow with the wisdom of years was sitting a couple of stools down. On hearing the conversation he leaned over and said to the buddy:
"Marry her mate. That'll put a stop to it. "