He staggers to the table, looks squarely at the biggest, meanest, biker, and says:
'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk moving in closer the leans on the table and says:
'I got it on with your grandma too and she is good, the best I ever had!'The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk then leans right up close to the biker’s face and snarls ,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him in the eyes and says...'Grandpa,.......... Go home!'