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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Here's Something Special at Sportsman


A new once a month FUN 8 ball scotch doubles tournament Starts this Thursday June 29 at Sportsman. 

Players will be in three bands being ,3 handicap and below, 4 handicap and 5 handicap. 

Players on a handicap of 3 cannot be drawn with other players on 3. Same for players on a 5. 

First player to 15 points gets a brand new Predator Poison cue. 

Register with TT or Tor. 

*All prize money is paid out on the night

*99 baht drinks specials and *Free BBQ'  

 Everyone welcome 

This flyer has more detail 

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Here is a Tough One to Granddads

Granda, when you were a kid, were you keen to grow up so you could do anything you wanted?
Yes.I was!
So, how did that woking out for you?

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Best Quote of Any Era

 Cicero, in 55 BC said 

"The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced,the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance."

Evidently we've learned bugger all in 2,071 years.

Monday, September 5, 2016


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'