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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Annual Nymphomaniacs Convention

A man boarded an plane and took his seat.  As he settled in he saw a most beautiful woman heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his..

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Boston "

He swallowed hard and struggling to maintain his composure asked, "What's your role at the convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

That’s ok “my name is , "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

Saturday, January 24, 2015

The Frenchman, The Scotsman and the Irishman

Three dead bodies turn up at a  mortuary all with very big smiles on Their faces and the police  call on the coroner to investigate.

"This first body," says the  coroner, is "Pierre Dubois, a Frenchman, aged 60, who died of heart failure  while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence  the Smile,'

The second is Gregory  Campbell, Scotsman, 25, who after he won £50,000 on the Lottery, spent it  all on whisky and died of alcohol poisoning, Hence the Smile.”

The Police Inspector then asked, '"So what about this  third body?'"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most  unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish and aged 30, was struck by  lightning."

"Why the broad grin,?" inquires the  Inspector.

"He thought he was having his picture  taken".

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Saxophone Bar

A guy comes home drunk. His wife, is most definitely not happy.

"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this new bar called the  "The Golden Saloon. Everything is golden. It's got huge golden
doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!", " he says.

The wife doesn't believe him, so next day she checks the phone book and calls up a place called The Golden Saloon.

"Is this The Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"  "Sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?"  "Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

Saturday, June 29, 2013

The Female Dentist

She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.  "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:" I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them.

"What are they?" he says.

"Viagra," says the dentist.

"Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

"It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth."

Monday, May 13, 2013

Heroic Story

On January 9th, a group of Bedford Indiana bikers were riding south on I-65 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Ohio River bridge.  So they stopped.

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George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey!  That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts.  You could be famous if you rode with me.  Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Exciting Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they had found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period," said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about that?" 

"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Friday, March 8, 2013

Irish Wedding

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other.

The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court.

The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge started banging his gavel,and shouts, 'Silence in court!'

The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says, 'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.'

The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand.

Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.

The judge says, 'OK.'

'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs.'

Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have hurt!'

'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Unique A-Z Collection of Live Concerts

Some people clearly have too much free times on their hands. But busy people are glad they do.

In this case someone has made a superb collection of music called “From Abba to Zeppelin

Here the special thrill of an artist perform live, with passion and energy can be re-lived .

Comprising FULL concerts of over 100 artists and bands, this has been compiled from a variety genres, styles and ages, performed in cities around the world.

In some you may have to look for the *watch live on YouTube* link but it gets you there with hours of great music in all catalogued in one place.


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ABBA - USA 1980


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Adele - London, England 2011


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Aerosmith - Tokyo, Japan 2002


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a-ha - Oslo, Norway 2001

   


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Alicia Keys - New York, NY 2005


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Amy Winehouse - Glastonbury, England 2008


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Amy Macdonald - Open Air Festival, Czech Republic 2012


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Arctic Monkeys - Manchester, England in 2008


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Avril Lavigne - Calgary, Canada 2007


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Barry Manilow - 2011


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Barry White - a selection of performances


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Beach Boys - The Lost Concert 1964


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Beatles - Melbourne, Australia 1964


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Bee Gees - MA, USA 2001


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Beyonce - Glastonbury, England 2011


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Billy Joel - Tokyo, Japan 2006


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Blur - Glastonbury, England 2009


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Bon Jovi - Udinese, Italy 2011


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Bob Marley - Dortmund, Germany 1980


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Britney Spears - London, England 2000


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Bruce Springsteen - Glastonbury, England 2009


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Celine Dion - Memphis, USA


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Christina Aguilera - London, England 200


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Coldplay - Austin, Texas, Christmas eve 2011/2012/span>


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Cranberries - Chile 2010


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David Bowie - Vancouver, Canada 1983


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Deep Purple - Copenhagen / New York 1972-1973


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Depeche Mode - Paris, France 2001


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Diana Ross - Sweden 1968


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The Doors- Hollywood, USA 1968


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Duran Duran - London, England 2004


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Elvis Costello - Cologne, Germany 1978


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Elvis Presley - Hawaii, USA 1973


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Eminem - New York, NY 2005


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Enrique Iglesias - Belfast, Ireland 2007


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Eric Clapton - Windsor, England 1992


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Frank Sinatra - Tokyo, Japan 1985


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Franz Ferdinand - Glastonbury, England 2009


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Genesis - Dusseldorf, Germany 2007


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Green Day - Italy 2005


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Guns and Roses - Paris, France 1992


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Gypsy Kings - Los Angeles, California, USA 1990


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James Blunt - Nyon, Switzerland 2011


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Jamiroquai - Nyon, Switzerland 2010


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Jay-Z - London, England 2012


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Jennifer Lopez - Moscow, Russia 2012


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Jimi Hendrix - Stockholm, Sweden 1969


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Joe Cocker - Baden-Baden, Germany 1996


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Kane - London, England 2007


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Kings of Leon - Landgrf, Netherlands 2011


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Kiss - Fuji, Japan 2006


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Kylie Minogue - London, England 2011


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Lady Gaga - Sydney, Australia


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Led Zeppelin - London, England 1970


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Leonard Cohen - London, England 2008/9


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Linkin Park - Madrid, Spain 2010


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Little Richard - London, England 1972


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Louis Armstrong - Belgium 1959


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Luciano Pavarotti - Barcelona, ​​Spain


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Madonna - Lisbon, Portugal 2004


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Manic Street Fritz'rs - Scotland 2009


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Mariah Carey - Morocco 2012


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Metallica - Nimes, France 2009


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Michael Jackson - Brunei 1996


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Moby - Novi Sad, Serbia, 2009


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Muse - London, England 2012


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Neil Young - New York, NY 2012


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Nirvana - Rome, Italy 1991


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Norah Jones - Amsterdam, Netherlands 2007


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Offspring - Woodstock Festival in New York, USA 1999


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Phil Collins - Paris, France 2004


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Pink Floyd - Venice, Italy 1989


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Pixies - Brazil 2010


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The Police - Cologne, Germany 1980


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Prince - New York, NY 1985


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Queen - Argentina 1981


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Radiohead - Saitama, Japan 2008


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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Paris, France 2011


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REM - Hamburg, Germany 1998


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Ricky Martin - New York, NY 2000


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Rihanna - Manchester, England in 2007


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Robbie Williams - Leeds, England in 2006


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Rolling Stones - European Tour IMAX


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Roxette - Johannesburg, South Africa 1995


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Santana - Montreux, Switzerland 2011


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The Scorpions - Recife, Brazil in 2008


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Shakira - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in 2008


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The Shins- Hurricane Festival, Germany 2012


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Simon and Garfunkel - New York, NY 1981


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Simply Red - London, England 1998


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Smashing Pumpkins - Mexico City, Mexico 2010


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Stevie Wonder - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in 2011


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Sting - Berlin, Germany 2010


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System of a Down - Nuremberg, Germany 2011


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Talking Heads - Rome, Italy


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Tina Turner - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in 1988


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Tom Jones - Chile 2007


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Toto - Amsterdam, Netherlands 2003


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The Verve - Glastonbury, England 2008


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U2 - Glastonbury, England 2011


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Whitney Houston - New York, NY 2009


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2Pac - House of Blues 1996