Friday, January 28, 2011
For twisted people,here are more to cartoons to ponder
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates....
Ok now go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born then add your age you will be this year and it will be 111
No matter how you di it the answer is always the same.Amazing eh?
Yes, what is amazing that some people have nothing better to than figure out useless algorithms to drive the rest of us crazy
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
A social worker from a big City in recently transferred to the country and was on first tour of her new territory When she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"
Sunday, January 23, 2011
From next Monday all forms will be printed in English only!
Friday, January 21, 2011
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine..."
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ???
Thursday, January 20, 2011
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing.
Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window all day. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
The Newfie goes to the Jewish businessman to buy black bras size 38.
The Jew, known for his business skills, says that black bras are rare and from his suppliers. Therefore he charges $50.00 for them.
The Newfie mutters Lord Thunderin' Jesus! and buys 25 bras.
When he returns a few days later and this time orders fifty, the Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each, The Newfie reluctantly pays.
The Newfie businessman returns a month later and buys all the Jew’s remaining stock of 50 bras , this time, paying $75.00 each.
The Jew puzzled by the large demand asks the Canadian, "Please, tell me what you do with all these black bras?
The Newfie then tell him : ‘I cut dem in half and sells them as skull caps to the Jewish folks back home for $100.00 each.'
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
He said no, but had told a donkey to fuck off once.
Your right David, But how come I meet so many donkeys. Maybe there is a bit of the Irish in us all.. to be sure
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Called down to the wife and got no answer. Got up and went downstairs to the kitchen and there she was, face down on the floor. …..Dead!
At that moment I completely lost it, my whole world fell apart, tears were welling in my eyes.............
Then a moment of pure inspiration....
....McDonalds do Breakfast until 10:30 !
Monday, January 3, 2011
"Do you look at your husband's face when you have sex?"
"I did once & he looked really angry."
³Because he was watching through the window.!