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Showing posts with label Sad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sad. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

FAIL FAIL FAIL

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Would you not prefer the middle seat, Sir ?
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Taking my girl for a ride ....
Yes, we have a fully secured parking !
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Human warmth ....

Now that we're all here, photo ?
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What ? .. a man can't have a hobby ?



Yeah, so what ? I'm tired, O.K. ?
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It's all about first impressions


Trimming ? what do you mean ?

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Yuk!
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No, I am NOT bald !

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The guy next to the Queen is priceless








 

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Some Best Quotes


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An illegal immigrant in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up killing the deputy who stopped him.

The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.  Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.Sheriff Grady Judd (pictured) told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."

Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what?

The Coroner also reported that the illegal man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied

"When you are shot 68 times, you are, naturally, gonna die."

Monday, May 16, 2011

Suicide Message

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Candy from a Stranger

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REMEMBER  WHEN YOUR
MOTHER TOLD YOU
NEVER TO TAKE  CANDY
FROM  A STRANGER..
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THIS  IS THE ONE
SHE  WAS TALKING ABOUT!!

Monday, February 22, 2010

9/11 in the US never leaves the news

Detective Greg Semendinger discusses with Rachel Maddow newly released photos he took of the collapsing twin towers of the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

The also is story is this MSNBC write up.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Funeral of Funerals

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His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend.

'Well, I'm sure Jim would be pleased,' she said.

'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. 'How much did this really cost?'

'All of it,' said Sharon. 'Forty thousand.'

'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'

Sharon answered,

'The funeral was $6,500.

I donated $500 to church.

The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.

The rest went for the Memorial Stone.

' Brenda computed quickly.

'$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?'

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

DENMARK A SAD SCENE

This material was sent to me by Ineke Williams. She is a every good friend and someone who feels very strongly against cruelty to animals and cares deeply about animal welfare.

The following distressing scenes may seem incredible. Even today a barbaric custom continue in Dantesque, in the Faroe Islands of Denmark.

This is a country supposedly 'civilized' and an EU country at that.

For many people this attack to life is inconceivable especially  it is just part of as  custom to 'show' entering adulthood.

It is absolutely atrocious.

No one does anything to prevent this barbarism against the Calderon, an intelligent dolphin that is placid and approaches  humans out of friendliness.

This pictures below show the atrocity. This can be stopped by protesting. to do so add your name and location plus any protest comment you want to in the comments section.

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Sent by Ineke Williams about Anti- Cruelty to Animals 

Friday, February 6, 2009

Sad Accident is alert for us all

This is not a joke. Just an in your face reminder about safety and to be  mindful about taking shortcuts that may result in unnecessary accidents: Like this one  that cost a teenager his life today.

February 06, 2009

Article from:  Australian Associated Press

Teen choked to death in motorcycle accident

A TEENAGE boy has been choked to death in a motorcycle accident on the New South Wales Central Coast, police say.

A passerby raised the alarm about 11.30am (AEDT) when he found the 17-year-old boy lying dead on a fire trail off Katara Road, at Warnervale.

Investigators believe a rope he was carrying across his shoulder became caught in the motorcycle chain and tightened around his neck, choking him to death.

Police will release their findings into the teenager's death in a report to the NSW Coroner.

 

Sincerest condolences for his family.

source http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25016376-12377,00.html