A guy comes home drunk. His wife, is most definitely not happy.
"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this new bar called the "The Golden Saloon. Everything is golden. It's got huge golden
doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!", " he says.
The wife doesn't believe him, so next day she checks the phone book and calls up a place called The Golden Saloon.
"Is this The Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"