The Italian building a house insisted to his architect that there must be a ring place in every room for ‘is statue. Later during construction he repeated this to the builder who assured him it would be done.
At the final inspection he saw bedside the door of every room, there was a marble base ring with a small Statue of David mounted on it.
“What is it with all the Michael Angelo's, ” asked the Italian
“The architect responded, “didn't we agree to have a base ring in every room to place a statue on. The base comes with this plaster sample which you can replace with your real ones”
“No-No”, moaned the Italian , “I want a ring place where people say “hello is-stat-u?”