Dave was walking past Mick's house and saw a sign, "Boat For Sale."
He knew Mick didn't own a boat, so he decided to go and ask him about it.
"Hey Mick,"I noticed da sign in your yard dat says 'Boat For Sale,' but ya don't even have a boat.
All ya have is your old John Deere tractor and combine."
Mick replied "Yup, and they're boat for sale."