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Saturday, June 29, 2013

The Female Dentist

She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.  "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:" I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them.

"What are they?" he says.

"Viagra," says the dentist.

"Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

"It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth."