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Saturday, June 22, 2013

Fireman Sex

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A FIREMAN came home one day and told his wife of the wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put our jackets on,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck, ready to go.  clip_image002

 

 

How about this for an idea. From now on when I say BELL 1: I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2: I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3: we are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled

BELL 1! The wife promptly took all her clothes off. clip_image003When he yelled BELL 2! the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled BELL 3! they began making love.

  After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4!
What the hell is BELL 4 asked the husband clip_image004

 

 

ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!

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