An Australian, Irishman and Englishman were sitting in a pub. There was only one other patron, a man in orange robes.
They luckless trio stared and stared at him, until suddenly the Irishman cried out 'Hey! You!!! Are you the Dalai Lama?'
The man smiles and nods his head. ‘Yes, I am' he says. The Irishman then calls the bartender to send him over a pint of Guinness. The Dalai Lama , raises the glass, with a smiles that says thank you.
The Englishman then beckons the bartender to send over a Pint of Newcastle Brown Ale. As before, he accepts the drink and smiles over at the men.
The Australian is mighty impressed and not to be outdone sends over Pot of Victoria Bitter which the Lama, accepts with pleasure. After finishing the drinks, the Dalai Lama approaches the three men.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement. Oh my Gosh, the arthritis I've had for years is gone. It's a miracle!'
Then after shaking Englishman’s hand and thanking him for the Newcastle Brown Ale. the Englishman's eyes widen as he exclaims, 'The migraine I've had for over 40 years is gone. It's a Miracle!'
The Dalai Lama then turns to the Australian, who has a terrified look on his face. The Aussie ignores his extended hand and whispers.'Piss off mate, I'm on Workers Compo'