"Humour for all Occasions" is about friends sharing stories. Please enjoy & get more on "Learning About Business" at Performance Controller.com.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

NO Speak English

clip_image001A Russian lady married a Canadian and they lived happily in Toronto.

Not being proficient in English, she did have a problem when she went shopping.

One day when buying chicken legs, to make her request, in desperation she clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt to show her thighs to the butcher. He got the message and gave her chicken legs.

Next she wanted chicken breasts, so again she clucked and unbuttoned her blouse to show her breasts. Delighted but again the butcher understood.

When it cane to sausages, she could not communicate this, so she made a time out sign and went and found  husband, who was in another store.

Now I know you are thinking, her husband speaks English,


I worry about you sometimes