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Friday, January 23, 2015

Confession of a woman

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror I will think, 

“Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Arse' came from!”