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Friday, January 30, 2015

Bill Clinton’s Daily Jog

imageBill Clinton recently started a daily jogging routine near his home and on the same street corner each day he had to jog past a hooker standing there.

At first he would brace himself as she would cry out from the curb. "Fifty dollars!"

This ritual changed when one day Bill decided to take the offensive and began to call back "No, Five dollars!"

When Hillary retired as the secretary of state, she decided to accompany Bill.

As they neared the problematic street corner, Bill worried what Hilary would think he'd really been doing when the pro barked her $50 offer

Sure enough, the hooker was there, but this time, she yelled, "See what you get for five bucks!?"

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