All Bikers are not Bad!

A drunk walks into a biker bar orders a drink then sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He staggers to the table, looks squarely at the biggest, meanest, biker, and says: 

'I went by your grandma's house today and  I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'                 

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.          
The drunk moving in closer the leans on the table and says: 

'I got it on with your grandma too and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk then leans right up close to the biker’s face and snarls , 

"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him in the eyes and says...'Grandpa,.......... Go home!' 

A Viagra moment

BLESS GRANDMA & GRANDPA..........

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said, 'I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive.'

'How much?' asked Grandpa.

'$10.00 a pill,' Answered the son.

'I don't care,' said Grandpa,

'I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow.'

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow.

He called Grandpa and said, 'I told you each pill was $10.00.

'I know,' said Grandpa.

'The HUNDRED is from GRANDMA!!!!!!!!'

   BLESS THEM!!!!!!!

Stiff Innovation

 

For those like me with crappy eyesight or who have not upgraded the old black and white screen PC to a to color one yet, here is the text version. (Your going to love this)

Grandson to Grandpa?  “Why are you sitting there naked like that?”

Grandpa to Grandson? “It was your grandmother’s idea. Yesterday I sat here is the breeze without a shirt on and I he got a stiff neck.”

Grandmas don't know everything.

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other? '

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'