Bob, a 70-year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-woman on his arm.
His buddies at the very first chance corner him to ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are gobsmacked but persist, OK so how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies smiling
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Beaming now Bob chortles ‘No I told her I was 90”