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Monday, June 18, 2012

Rectal Thermometer

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque She pulls a recital thermometer from her  purse and tries to write with  it.
As she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, says: 'Well, that's just  great, some arsehole's got my  pen!'