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Friday, June 22, 2012

New Style British Humour

Police in London last night found a bomb outside a church  ..They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
During last night's high winds an British family were badly injured by a falling tree. Mohamed Ashman, a Birmingham City spokesman said "We didn't even know they were living up there".
Anglo Saxon minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television with minorities in mind. Now Crime-watch will be shown 5 times a week.
Walking down the road I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.I then heard a Pakistani shout , "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"