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Friday, June 8, 2012

Old Man And The Beaver

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then replied ,
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter."

One day when setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "Neared a lake, he saw a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge..

He realized he'd left his gun at home but out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it and went 'bang, bang'."
"Simultaneously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."