A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged head to toe. The doctor says, "Good, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again, however your penis was severed in the accident and they couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor continues, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology to build a new penis. The only issue it doesn’t come cheap at roughly $1000 an inch."
At this news the doctor see the man perks up at that so to keep the momentum . "he says, "OK so now you must decide o many inches you want.
I understand that you have been married for thirty years and as this can wait for day till we have the clinical tests done perhaps you should discuss it with your wife. If you had a five incher and get a nine incher she might a bit threatened. Or if you had a nine incher before and you decide to invest in a five incher now, likewise she might be disappointed. So it's important she is involved in your decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The next day the doctor returns and asks , "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite counter tops."