A young girl started work in the village chemist shop.
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
Soon after the owner was going on holiday and asked would she run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't actually ask for condoms,they'll ask for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. " "The word condom won't even be used."
The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "350".The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Does he have a yellow bucket hanging between his legs?" her boss asked.
She peeped through the door "Yes!" she said " He's got one!"
The boss said "Just give him $3.50. He's the window cleaner!"