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Friday, June 1, 2012

Perfect Breasts

A man walking path came toward a woman with the most perfect breasts he'd ever seen.

As they were passing he turned and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts. I will pay you $100 to bite them." The woman horrified, just kept walking.

The man then turned and called after her "Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." And the woman began to run. Determined, the man caught her and said, "Ok fine. I'll pay you $10,000 and not a penny more." The woman stopped, “Ok for $10,000 it’s worth it”

They then found a deserted alley and she took off her shirt and bra, revealing he perfect breasts. The man awestruck just began to touch, squeeze, fondle, and poke them.

Becoming impatient the woman finally said, "Well, are you going to bite them or not?!"

"Nah, replied the man too expensive."