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Sunday, July 1, 2012

THE IRISH 999 CALL

An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.

He immediately dials 999.
Irishman: ''It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irishman: ''Okay, I've done dat. What next?''