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Friday, July 20, 2012

Susan and her Tomatoes

Susan loved growing tomatoesclip_image001, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn redclip_image002. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon Ross her neighbor who had the most beautiful garden clip_image002[1]clip_image003clip_image004clip_image005clip_image006clip_image007clip_image008clip_image009clip_image010full of huge, red tomatoes.. clip_image002[2]clip_image002[3]
Susan asked Ross, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" clip_image002[4]clip_image011
Ross responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden nakedclip_image012 in my trench coat, and flash them. clip_image013My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." clip_image014
Well, Susan was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks, she flashed her garden hoping for the best. clip_image015
One day Ross was passing byclip_image016clip_image017 and askedSusan, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn redclip_image018"clip_image002[5]
No", Susan replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."