For my esteemed friends of questionable mental status, for whom I worry and am most concerned, this mental status test will help me devise a treatment plan for you.
It will let me know how aggressively I will need to intervene with therapy and medications. Don't look ahead, answer each question before moving to the next. You each have a highly developed professional skill requiring high mental capability, so I am hopeful you will do well.
There are 4 questions. Don't miss one.
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and
close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animalsattend .... except one.
Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by alligators, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All thealligators are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn
quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory
that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..