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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Potential mortality replacement discovered for 28% of us…

This morning Jerry sent me this news in a Poly pill-could-available-two-years link about an amazing new pill. Extrapolating this it seems an estimated 28% of the worlds population, may soon potentially be able to live for ever. That's over 2 billion people.who for a a few hundred “smakeroos” will reduce their potential of getting a broken heart.

The downside for 72%, that's rest of us being around 5 billion people, unless we can get on the British National Health scheme. we  should immediately go into the woods and shoot ourselves. This will  avoid a long and painful death by starvation, because there will not be enough food to feed us with all these new elite pearly gates cheaters hanging around longer breathing our super heated climate change air.

The Yahoo life syndicate post reported. study leader Dr David Wald, from Queen Mary, University of London , said it could take another one to two years for all the regulatory hurdles to be overcome.

The pill is a layered tablet containing three blood pressure-lowering drugs and a cholesterol-lowering statin.

Dr Wald said: "The health implications of our results are large.

"If people took the polypill from age 50, an estimated 28% would benefit by avoiding or delaying a heart attack or stroke during their lifetime; on average, those who benefit would gain 11 years of life without a heart attack or stroke."