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Friday, July 6, 2012

Hits Renamed

Sixties artists are revising their hits lyrics to accommodate baby boomers who can remember the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

Bobby Darin

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr

I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees

How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash

I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon

Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores

Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem

A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer

You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations

Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba

Denture Queen

Tony Orlando

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy

I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore

My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson

On the Commode Again