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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Once upon a time

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. He consulted his wizards and magicians and one told the king
If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured.
The king was overjoyed. The next day, he announced, any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.      
But alas, when the princess touched it, it meclip_image002lted.
The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and clip_image003would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. 
The third prince approached. He asked the princesclip_image004s,Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there. The princess did as she was told, and she turned red.  She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!
The king and in fact everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
The third prince married the princess and they lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?

clip_image005 M&M's silly . They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking? clip_image006
I worry about you sometimes!