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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

suicidemethods A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, ock awee witch yus,  ye'll no bring it back.