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Tuesday, September 14, 2010


image Roger  85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

After  the wedding Jenny prepares herself for bed. And surprise surprise Roger, her 85 year old groom is ready for action. It all goes well as they unite as one. Then Jenny and Roger prepare to go to sleep.

But after  a few minutes, Roger is ready for more. Jenny consents and it a great hit. Roger then kisses his bride, says a fond good night and rolls over to sleep.

But, aha, you guessed it - Roger is soon aroused again and is as fresh paint, ready for more 'action'.   And, once more they enjoy it .

But as Roger gets set to sleep again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed you can perform so well and so  often. I have been with guys a third of your age who were only good once. But you have been up three times already.  You are truly a great lover.'

Roger, a little embarrassed, says: 'You mean we did it already?'

The moral: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has advantages.PS.  Have I sent this to you already?