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"Humour for all Occasions" was inspired to share jokes emailed by friends.There are now a bunch of us who enjoy collecting and sharing these stories. Please enjoy with our best wishes, Gordon Wood & Friends ---- More on "Learning About Business" at Performance Controller.com.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

MY LIVING WILL

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Last night, I told my kids

'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

                        The little bastards.

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