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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Paddy and his Ferguson

image image Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door and Mick is doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of  his red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick?' asks Paddy

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin’ bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department

And the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."