He needed a haircut so he asked the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening. The machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine that read,'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands in the slot and fifteen seconds later his hands were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and , stuck his manhood into the opening. The guy then let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman gingerly withdraw his tender unit which now had a button sewn on the end.