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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Sex on another beach

imageA widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Boca Raton, Florida.

She looked up, and noticed that a man about her age had walked up, placed
his blanket on the sand next to hers, and begun reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
'Hello, sir, how are you today? '

'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.
'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked.

'First time since my wife passed away two years ago,' he replied and
turned back to his book.

'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it has
been very lonely,' she countered.

'Do you live around here?' she asked.
'Yes, I live over in Sun,' he answered, and again resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted.
'Do you like pussycats? '

With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to
hers,tore off her swimsuit, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

When the cloud of sand began to settle, the widow gasped and asked the

'How did you know that was what I wanted?'

The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'