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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Same Sex marriage

clip_image001Michael and Gary got married in California. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is leaving for school, he asks his Mom if Michael and Gary are up yet.
“No”,: She replies. 

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!  Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks, 'Are Michael & Gary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind ! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
  'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
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He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....I gave him my airplane glue.'