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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Jewish Modesty

imageA Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion after a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”

Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”

Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”

They then all wait for the Jew to speak....The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, and takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:

“I’m sorry but I'm not selling!!!”