A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion after a dinner.
Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, and takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
“I’m sorry but I'm not selling!!!”
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