A prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral.
A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service attended by his colleagues, family and friends.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, a mourner burst out laughing and all eyes turned to stare.
'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'