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Sunday, December 4, 2011

Holy Soap

imageTwo priests are off to the showers one night.
They undress and step into the showers and they realize there is no soap.
Father John says “I have soap room”. Not bothering to dress goes to get it.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back. But halfway down the hall he sees three nuns heading his way, With no place to hide, he just freezes against the wall and like a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

To test her theory the second nun imagealso pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once but nothing happens, then twice and three times.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells....
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!