He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back. But halfway down the hall he sees three nuns heading his way, With no place to hide, he just freezes against the wall and like a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
Now the third nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once but nothing happens, then twice and three times.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells....
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!