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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Senior citizens didn’t take the melody out of music!!


clip_image001With a few exceptions this about says it all.


Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, 
real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music, 
pride out of appearance, 
courtesy out of driving, 
romance out of love, 
commitment out of marriage, 
responsibility out of parenthood, 
togetherness out of the family, 
learning out of education, 
service out of patriotism, 
Golden Rule from rulers, 
nativity scene out of cities, 
civility out of behavior, 
refinement out of language, 
dedication out of employment, 
prudence out of spending, 
ambition out of achievement,
out of government and school. 
And we certainly are
NOT the ones who

eliminated patience and 

tolerance from

personal relationships and interactions with others!!


I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m. 
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer. 
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. 
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying. 
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over... 
I'm aware other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine. 
I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.


I'm not really grouchy,  I just don't like traffic, waiting in long lines, crowds, lawyers, unruly kids barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. 
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like..... 
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps. 
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

I wonder, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? 

And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes? 
I'm a walking storeroom of facts..... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.


Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! 

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!

Now- Have I already sent this to you??????? If so, I'll try not to do it again
(for a while.)
clip_image007 I love this little fellow.  Have a great week.


"Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up"