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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Girl Lodger and the Tin Bath

imageA couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. The woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, and if she wanted to bath, she could use a tin tub in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed so the next Monday after her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match,the girl undressed and took her ablutions. The woman sat knitting as she did and was surprised to see the girl didn't have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. When he didn't believe her, so she said: "OK next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a bit early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."

The next Monday, as the girl undressed, she asked her, "Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never had hair down there.
Do you?"
"Yes," said the woman, as she pulled up her dress and showed her .

When the Husband got
home, the wife asked him , "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why are you worried about that ?" she quizzed. "You've seen it often."
"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!"