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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Today's Wisdom Feb 10, 2009

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
  - Ellen DeGeneres

The second half of a man's life is made up of the habits he has acquired during the first half.
  - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
  - James Thurber