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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Feeling unappreciated as of late?

Things  Got Ya Down? Well  Then, Consider These .  .  .

In a  hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always  died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at  about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical  condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some  even thought it had something to do with the  super natural. No one could solve the mystery as  to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM  Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was  assembled to investigate the cause of the  incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few  minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see  for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was  all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,  prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off  the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck  11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday  sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the  life support system so he could use the vacuum  cleaner.

Still  Having a Bad Day????

The  average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the  Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.  At a special ceremony, two of the most  expensively saved animals were being released  back into the wild amid cheers and applause from  onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a  killer whale ate them both.

Still  think you are having a Bad  Day????
A  woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing  frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his  waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to  jolt him away from the deadly current, she  whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking  his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had  been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are  Ya OK Now? - No?

Two  animal rights defenders were protesting the  cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in  Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs  broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,  stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters  were trampled to death.

What?!?  STILL having a Bad  Day????

Iraqi  terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough  postage on a letter bomb.  It came back  with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it.  Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was  blown to bits.


There  now, Feeling Better?

Brilliant!!! Where does Trish Stevens find these?