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Monday, February 2, 2009

Men are like Laxatives



  1. clip_image001[10]Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
  2. clip_image001[12]Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

clip_image001[14]Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them


clip_image001[16]Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.



Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

clip_image001[22]Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

 clip_image001[24]Men are like ... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.




Men are like .. . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


clip_image001[28]Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

clip_image001[30]Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.




Who is brave enough to send this to all the remarkable women you know and see if they disagree.

This Post is from Bruce's Assorted Collection

(Bruce,you are right mate you can tell it has been written by a women. And I know we love them to bits and we agreed to be new age good natured sensitive guys who can take a joke. But do we really have to out up with this stuff? I do like the foot taping gif though...)