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Wednesday, February 11, 2009


Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description.

Remember this live by motto:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

Have a wonderful day !

To the Girls !!

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-



Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-

Old age ain't no place for sissies .
-Bette Davis-






Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.



I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-



Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-


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Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over! clip_image012

Trish if you wondered why this one never made it to the readers before , well truth is I did not know how to do the pictures a year ago. It has been actually been in our pending pile since 2007.

Bob Spooner sent it again today so I guess you could say what goes around keeps going around eh?  But to put is classic terms Bob, its an Oldie but still a Goodie. Bet Mary asked you to send this in.