A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his welfare check.
He marched up to the counter and said: "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I really do. I love to work and would really rather have a job. I just don't like taking advantage of the system...getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said: You're timing is excellent and you're in luck. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive her around in his 2013 Cadillac XTS and the girl's father will supply
all of your clothes and other needs.
Because of the long hours, even meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
And, while this is bit awkward to say, you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, his eyes and mouth wide open, said: "You're bullshitting' me!"
The social worker said: "Yeah, well...you started it."