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Thursday, February 7, 2013

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!

clip_image001Well, this is a new spin on the afterlife! …

Dolly married Ted and had 13 children. Then Ted died of cancer.

She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.

Then Bob was killed in a car accident.

Dolly again remarried, and she had 5 more children with John.

Eventually, after bearing 25 children, Dolly died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

clip_image002He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:.... "I think he means her legs, Ethel...."