At a conference fives surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients.
The first, from New York, says, 'I like accountants. When you open them, everything is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago, responds, you should try electricians! Everything is colour coded.'
The Los Angeles surgeon, , says, I think librarians are the best, because everything is alphabetical.'
The Dallas surgeon chimes in: Construction workers understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth, Washington, DC surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: “Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'