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Friday, March 1, 2013


After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counselling. 

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a  tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been  married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,  feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had  endured.

Finally, after allowing  this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the  desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and  passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and  quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and  said, 

"This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. 

Can you do  this?"

"Well, I can drop her  off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."